Mass Invasion of Metuchen by Hoardes of Zombies
PREPARE FOR THE APOCALYPSE!
A vile horde of zombies invaded Metuchen on Sunday, October 27, on a hungry hunt for brains in the Brainy Borough. They gathered and departed the Colonial Cemetery at 5:00 P.M. and dragged their rotting flesh, and food bank donations, along Main Street towards the Old Franklin Schoolhouse, gathering willing victims & cans of soup as they scrape their undead bones along the sidewalk. Why? Self-interested ZOMBIES live by these words: THEY STARVE,WE STARVE!