Metuchen Zombie Invasion!
Prepare for the Apocalypse!
A vile horde of zombies will invade Metuchen on Sunday, October 27, on a hungry hunt for brains in the Brainy Borough. They will gather and depart the Colonial Cemetery at 5:00pm (by the Metuchen Train Station) and drag their rotting flesh, and food bank donations, along Main Street towards the Old Franklin Schoolhouse, gathering willing victims and cans of soup as they scrape their undead bones along the sidewalk. Why? Self-interested Zombies live by these words: THEY STARVE, WE STARVE!